Pink Eye Part 2

Instill one drop into the right eye 4 times daily for 5 days.
My Dr’s visit:

Dr. Lee😦walks in w/ his white coat and my chart) Hi Diana, how are you?
Me: Great! I mean, not too great, I have pink eye.
Dr. Lee: Diana, how much do you weigh?
Me: Uh, excuse me?
Dr. Lee: How much do you weigh?
Me:Oh! How much do I weigh!? I weigh: ____. (As I said it, it took everything inside of me not to look embarrassed. I know, he’s a Dr and he must see fat people all day. But, I was honestly embarrassed).
Dr. Lee: ____? Lets go to the scale. (OMG, he doesn’t believe me! Thankfully, I weighed exactly what I said I did. I went to the gym last week– yeah — and found out the magic #)
Dr. Lee: (escorting me back to the room) Yes, you need to lose weight.
Me: I know, Dr Lee. I went to the gym last week. Now, back to my pink eye…
Dr. Lee: Here is a prescription for the pink eye. Now, you need to lose at least 30 lbs. And, it would be best if you did this before you decide to have another baby.
Me: I know, I know. I’ve already committed myself to losing weight before making another baby.
Dr. Lee: Ok, have a good day.
Wow. The sad part is, he saw my slow and steady decline into the overweight area of the BMI chart (I am only 5 lbs from obesity. I’m not joking.). Everytime he would see me, he would tell me to slow down on my eating and speed up on my exercising. If I had listened to him, I would have had to lose 10 lbs, not 30lbs! Live and learn…
What I am looking forward to this weekend:
1. My Gym: Lara and I have a free class scheduled on Thursday. I am checking them, Gymboree, and Kidspace out to sign up for some toddler classes. Fun! I can’t wait to see her interact with the other kids! I hope she doesn’t claw their eyes out!
2. The Museum of Tolerance: I have never been there! I get to check it out on Friday when Veronica, Jeff and I go for training there. Good times.
3. Ikea: Planning on spending at least $500 on items that will make our house easier to live in. Examples:

Can you believe we don’t have a flat frying pan like this? Weird, huh?

This is going to be replacement purchase: Ramona loves it!

We have zero closet space. Our bedroom is tiny. Solution? A tall, thin dresser that we can put all of our junk in! 🙂

Another replacement purchase. Only $14. What a steal for a rug!

A new bedside table for me. 🙂

Lara is going to love her new tent!

4. Radio Flyer: I can’t wait to build it! We will use to haul Lara around town!

5. Fancy Nancy: Book signing at Vroman’s! Her books are adorable!

6. Bought the following items and I can’t wait to wear them/use them/flaunt them:

Wearing it on Sunday!

To protect Lara’s feet & toes.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

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